Claggor: You Are Now One Day Closer To Eating Your Next Plate Of Nachos.

Caitlyn: That’s not fair, any idiot would know that.

Vi: I knew that!

Caitlyn: See!

Lena: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Kara: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t have used my one phone call to prank call the police.

Caitlyn: That’s illegal, right?

Vi: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?

Caitlyn: No… not anymore that is-

Vi: Then shut the fuck up.

Viktor: Jayce and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-

Jayce: Sentences.

Viktor: Don’t interrupt me.

Viktor: Jayce, you’re testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the DA is worried about how you will present yourself on the stand.

Jayce: Why? I’m fine on the stand?

*flashback to testimony #1*

Jayce: Look, I’ll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.

Jayce: MAN. DID. CRIME.

*flashback to testimony #2*

Jayce: I’m sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?

Mel, next to the crying defendant: … Crying?

*flashback to testimony #3

Jayce: And when this is over, I’m gonna find you and I’m gonna break all those little fingers.

Mel: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?

Kara: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Kara and Nia, in unison: Chocolate cake with peanut butter frosting and chocolate chunks.

Alex: Our turn Lena: One, two, three- vanilla!

Lena, deadpan: I’ve never had cake. What is cake?

Yzma trying to dump out the poison without looking suspicious.

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Jayce: I actually have a black belt.

Viktor: In what, karate?

Jayce: No, from Gucci.

Caitlyn: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It’s terrible for the environment.

Singed: *in the shadows* Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly. And I have a couple spare ones already. Look at you helping me save the environment and even better helping me save money. Thank you.

Caitlyn: That’s not what I- Never mind. Go crazy.

Jayce: Can I be frank with you guys?

Viktor: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Vi: Can I still be Vi?

Caitlyn: Shh, let Frank speak.