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He’s not messing with you, Richie. Hope you come to your senses soon.🇺🇸

The Time Travel Approval Council reviews proposals for use of the organization’s time machine. For a proposal to be accepted it must either A) work towards or at least not he counter to one of the Council’s primary goals or B) otherwise improve the quality of life on Earth.

FAQ:

Q: Who are the members of the Council?

A: That’s classified.

Q: What are the primary goals of the Council?

A: 1) Ensure the time machine is/was developed. 2) Repair the friendship between @elvis-official and @nixon-official. The exact details are classified but the results of their rift will inevitably lead to catastrophe in the future. 4) Maintain the existence of the hellsite known as “Tumblr”. 5) Make sure some funny things happen throughout the timeline. As a treat.

Q: What about time travel paradoxes?

A: We solved all of those. Don’t worry about it.

okay, mod post, FUCK YEAH IM IN THE ELVISVERSE, also, yeah go follow these guys they’re cool

It sucks that I have like 11k followers because I don't deserve it over other blogs... If I give a list of blogs I think deserve a piece of my stardom would y'all go give them some love

God Bless That Teenage Wasteland 🇺🇸

GIVE US THE ORIGINAL STARWALKER

BACK !!!

THE WHO??

It’s a sarcastic song, Richie. For comic relief. Also, the Beatles are British, so I’d doubt that they’d be Commies. God Bless Sarcasm. 🇺🇸

Another masterpiece from Elvis, but I think this may be some ADA trickery. If not, 10/10, an amazing song, if yes…. don’t come back here ever again. God Bless America. 🇺🇸

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so, literally all of my interests culminate into “damn, I’d love to work for a Lumon-like company.” Let’s see:

retro-futurism

backrooms/liminal spaces

office culture

psychological horror

monotonous dystopia

I might be lab grown guys

hey this is about you

This is deeply flattering, Mr Ochs. I… haven’t died, yet, but… thank you nonetheless. God Bless Phil Ochs. 🇺🇸

It was Nixon

WERE YOU REALLY THE 37TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA????

Why, of course I was! Why do you ask? 🇺🇸

A very good car👍

she's so cute, how do I talk to her

66 Chevelle SS 396