It Was Nixon

Shackles as a fashion accessory

That’s… rather rude, Patricia. Why do you want America to have a bad morning?

Good Morning, America. 🇺🇸

John Linnell has been very quiet since this state song released.

I have become ill from eating all those Mississippi natives

Made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and it was a massacre

You know, I did this once. A good time.

okay, mod post, FUCK YEAH IM IN THE ELVISVERSE, also, yeah go follow these guys they’re cool

It sucks that I have like 11k followers because I don't deserve it over other blogs... If I give a list of blogs I think deserve a piece of my stardom would y'all go give them some love

Never. It’s very homely in here. 🇺🇸

WERE YOU REALLY THE 37TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA????

Why, of course I was! Why do you ask? 🇺🇸

okay, mod post, who the fuck is heating their tea on a fucking Stove???? Have none of you a Lighter? Perhaps a Candle? I know im a bit late, but…. What in the Fuck????

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

Oh. Nevermind then. Carry on.

oof! ouch! hang on there's something stuck in my shoe *I remove my shoe and turn it over and a small wooden structure tumbles out* well fuck. looks like someone built a little birdhouse in my sole

mayo is the sauce of the aristocrat actually 👆

Well, you see, I’m not an “aristocrat”, per se. I’m an American just like you, who happens to run the country. 🇺🇸