Mayo Is The Sauce Of The Aristocrat Actually 👆

@elvis-official Mr. Presley. How in hell did you eat 22 pounds of these sandwiches, and… can you teach me?

i'm minding my own business reading the wikipedia page list of sandwiches and like. what kind of metabolism did elvis possess holy shit

greetings from one Jimmy to another

Greetings, sir.

Another masterpiece from Elvis, but I think this may be some ADA trickery. If not, 10/10, an amazing song, if yes…. don’t come back here ever again. God Bless America. 🇺🇸

Little did I know….

"I'm going to be the most important actor in town."

— JAMES DEAN

My Man. You Directly Called Me Pretty.

I AM NOT GAY!

I AM STRAIGHT!

I'M STRAIGHT!

I LIKE WOMEN ONLY! NOT MEN!

I AM NOT GAY!

I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

official bbc doctor who instagram you are insane for this actually

mod post!!!

fym “losing it” this is sick as hell

?????? rich people are losing it

You know, I did this once. A good time.

abandoned space elevator