*Taps Mic*

I'm sorry, but are you implying that those are two different things?

My posts about women with guns never do as well as my posts about women doing gay sex. What is wrong with today's youth

I like to think the reason Awkward Man and Detective look the same is because they're played by the same actor in the meta-narrative.

Horror game where the main cast is from a different genre of horror each.

Okay...I have a lot of thoughts about the SInder situation, being a now-former huge fan, but I'll just get one of my major thoughts out of the way...

I see a lot of people say things like "Well, what did you expect from being a fan of an influencer" or some other thing, but to me, that just feels hugely demoralizing.

I get that we're upset at her being a huge scumbag, but saying shit like "Welp, that's what I get for caring" is just cope. You're allowed to crash out in this scenario. I give you my personal permission.

There are plenty of truly nice and kind vtubers out there. The number of them crashing out right now is enough proof of that, at least for me. And even they're feeling bad for investing so much of their time in being friends with her.

She did an awful thing and made all of us feel bad for caring about her. Fuck. That.

Feel bad that she made it impossible to care.

Don't ever feel bad about the act of caring itself.

Don't ever feel bad about caring. Please.

This is why the phrase “lurk more” was invented, I’m pretty sure.

I can't be the only one who's afraid of entering the communities because I feel like I'm gonna end up like this

happy to report that gen α is using ‘Elon Musk’ as a derogative as of recent

Okay, but genuinely...I feel like the effect is gonna last WAY longer than this episode. You look at the end of the episode and you can see in the background that Ragatha's still out of it. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if she's still under by the time the next episode rolls around. I mean, it's pretty likely, since Goose has confirmed that the next one's gonna be about her.

Guys I just gotta point smth out,,

That stuff made her high as a kite for the ENTIRE WORK DAY. And it was just a little bit. IN HER EYE. How powerful is that stuff??? And what happened to the npc who ate a whole sandwich full of the stuff??? They must've just died

What was Caine thinking even putting it in in the first place???

Wanna bet it was Bubble who suggested to add the drug juice as a condiment xD

Now, I'm sure most of us can agree that purposefully misremembering the names of media that our younger relatives are into is the ultimate form of psychic damage, but consider the equally funny alternative...

Purposely misremembering the names of media your OLDER relatives are into

"Wow, is this the Seinfelds?"

"You Watchin' the Friend show?"

"Is that that Buffer the Vampire thing?"

OP respectfully fuck that noise. I'm now going to start posting like a Shonen protagonist just to spite you, because if I don't fight for the ones I love, then who else will I be fighting for?! If the world is full of darkness, then I guess I'll have to spend the rest of my life bringing as much light as possible...

no more “everything is about love” posts. we all need to start posting like cheesy jrpg villains. this world is full of darkness without end….

we should form systems which incentivize behavior but if that behavior ends up being negative i think we still did a pretty damn good job. there will be statues

Oh my god...

Is this why Peach's always in another castle?

Princess Peach was really just like “my castle is gonna be a weird museum with maybe some living quarters tucked away somewhere but mostly just magic portals to battlefields and slides” and everybody was like yeah you beautiful binch go ahead