Now, I'm Sure Most Of Us Can Agree That Purposefully Misremembering The Names Of Media That Our Younger

Oh my god...

Is this why Peach's always in another castle?

Princess Peach was really just like “my castle is gonna be a weird museum with maybe some living quarters tucked away somewhere but mostly just magic portals to battlefields and slides” and everybody was like yeah you beautiful binch go ahead

Apparently boomer Democrats are having meltdowns over a gen-z progressive who is primarying an 80 year old Democrat because she "went on trans podcasts" and wore a Charizard kigurumi

Man, Women are pretty cool. I wish I could, like...draw them or something, y'know?

Miku suit😳

As a slightly below-average person, I can confirm, also this. I'm here to conquer Mt. Everest, not let it conquer me.

I may be biased bc I’m taller than 99.8% of people, but I think when you see an attractive tall woman instead of going “awooga big woman I want her to rail me” you should go “wow she’s tall, I want to bend her over and make her squirm”

Also Priest is the father of both Fashionable Girl and Policewoman. Psychopath is his brother.

Horror game where the main cast is from a different genre of horror each.

You'd like that, wouldn't you farmer boy?

I bet you wish you were in a red barn being fed oats. Horse.

happy to report that gen α is using ‘Elon Musk’ as a derogative as of recent

Okay...Third Comic...We need to spread this.

It's not even because I like Iono that much as a character. My desire to let this spread out into the rest of the internet comes down to two factors:

This has the potential to be the new Super Crown, right down to the fact that it was drawn by the original artist for Bowsette.

It will let Magnemite reach the same level of infamy as Hypno, Vaporeon & Typhlosion in the ranks of Pokémon that are otherwise normal but have been ruined in one way or another.

Never in my life have I had such a desire to spread something so potentially cursed. I insist we see no less than than THREE fanarts of your favorite PokeWaifus being Ionoized.

PRAISE BE IONOIZATION!

Triple Iono comics!

Wine, Contempt, Pathology...

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...