No, See, That's What We're Saying. You Reached This Level Of Evil BECAUSE Of His Absence. That's Why

Yes I did mean to call it my website. I've been here since 2011 I'm sure I've gotten pretty high on the line of succession by now

Alright Everyone! It's time for another Self-Actualization post!

Here are my "Just Like Me FR FR" Characters

This might be a terrible idea, but fuck it, we ball.

Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory

-Definitely talented, but thinks WAY too highly of himself

-Has a habit of awkward phrasing and delivery.

Jimmy Olsen from DC Comics

-Constant state of arrested development

-Utter inability to take things seriously

Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil

-Quips to mask what might be a buttload of trauma

-Speaks out loud when he probably shouldn't(What The-!)

Peter Parker/Spider-Man from Marvel Comics

-Most in the element while being DEEPLY unserious

-The eternal weight of the world

The Entire Student Council from Kaguya-sama

-Eternal Overthinker Supreme

-Today's hyperfixation of the day is...!

Michael Afton from Five Nights at Freddy's

-Tormented from things he did years ago that no longer reflect him

-Being way too deep in the lore to ever leave

Kirito from Sword Art Online Abridged

-Terminal douchebag syndrome, but is slowly trying to get better

-An eerie resemblance to my own relationship with my sister.

i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen

Now, I'm sure most of us can agree that purposefully misremembering the names of media that our younger relatives are into is the ultimate form of psychic damage, but consider the equally funny alternative...

Purposely misremembering the names of media your OLDER relatives are into

"Wow, is this the Seinfelds?"

"You Watchin' the Friend show?"

"Is that that Buffer the Vampire thing?"

HE'S SO CUTE!!!11!!1!11 😩😩😩😩 /shows everyone a rotting corpse

Ladies(gender neutral)...We need to talk about your Will Wood covers...

Don't get me wrong...they're all good. However, they could be better if you just upped the crazy a little more. Y'all sound too hinged. most of them are just guitar or piano covers with the softest voice I've ever heard, which is fine, but I really think it'd be neat if more people matched his intensity. I feel like Chonny Jash is the best example of this so far. Maybe I'm just not looking hard enough. You guys know any other will wood covers that are as unhinged as the original?

fish bounce

nonono...He's right.

I don't appreciate this slander, Wade.

Come back to me when it's the super Mario brothers sisters. I mean, the super mario sisters. Come back when super mario brothers matio and luigi are super mario sisters. Return to me when it is super mario and super luigi are sisters. Super Mario super sisters. Come back when the sisters an be them. Come back. Make them girls.

OP respectfully fuck that noise. I'm now going to start posting like a Shonen protagonist just to spite you, because if I don't fight for the ones I love, then who else will I be fighting for?! If the world is full of darkness, then I guess I'll have to spend the rest of my life bringing as much light as possible...

no more “everything is about love” posts. we all need to start posting like cheesy jrpg villains. this world is full of darkness without end….