Sigma: Why Did You Drop A Book On My Head?

Imagine Mc knew different languages and them and Ais are having a conversation in front of everyone in another language but no one knows what they are saying

Nikolai: *Meeting Sigma for the first time* Has Fyodor taught you about stranger danger or sexual harassment yet?

Sigma: No?

Nikolai: *grabs Sigma* PERFECT!

Chuuya: Alright Akutagawa. I’m going to teach you about dating.

Akutagawa: I’m not dating the weretiger!

Chuuya: Not with that attitude.

Hello! I am the friend of the chibi England cosplayer c: the one with a blue wig lol my tumblr is nuclearglass(I'm too lazy to like sign in and shit) I hope we can be friends!! Your cosplay was so adorable and you impersonate him nicely!!

Thank you.

You think in the Alchemist backstory the mage that raised MC “mother Gothel” the hell out of them?

Prompto: Does anyone else get that little voice in their head saying to kill everyone before they have a chance to kill you?

Nero: I’m trying to find a good song for Vergil’s ringtone when he calls me so I can know it’s him.

Dante: *mutteres* “Fuck you” comes to mind

Based on this post by @iwanttohugsigma because above everything, I'm a shitposter

Fyodor: *interviewing Nikolai* Where do you see yourself in five years?

Nikolai: At your funeral.

Ais and Kira’s relationship

Their relationship is complicated after the “incident” while Kira tries avoiding the subject he seems to want to bring it up. No one else besides a certain fox and doctor know what happened with the two. Kira is now unable to see Ais the same way or see him as the person she would visit in a friendly way. ( I will be writing the story soon. Title is called “You’re the reason”)