Who Would Be The One To Trick Thief MC Into A Spar Just To Pin Them Or Trick Them Into Being Pinned By

Hello bindmagicuser

Hello?

Nikolai: *Barging into Fyodor’s room* FEDYA~ I made us tea!

Fyodor: That is surprising but kind of you. *reaches for a cup*

Nikolai: *Pulls them away* One second. *looks at both cups* Want both?

Noctis: I can't find my phone!

Ardyn: allow me *calls Noctis' phone*

*"F*ck you" starts playing*

Ardyn: I'm not sure whether to take that as an insult or an invitation, either way I do believe I am out of your league *walks away*

Gaia (my cat) kidnapped Sigma off my bed. I swear if his throat is slit I will cry.

Dazai: Wow, you’re so short. You want me to put a few inches in you, slug?

Chuuya: How is half an inch gonna help me?

There is a spikey thing on his boot!

Awkward Ardyn

Gladio: I swear to Astrals! If you touch my cup noodles again I will shave your ass!

Iris: *comes down the stairs* brother what are you-

*cat sitting on the coffee table keeping eye contact with Gladio with its paw half way in the cup noodles*

Gladio: *has his sword out ready to start swinging*

"Goodness this room is covered in blood. That was from one body?!"

Part 2 of Ignis in horror lands

“There better be vegetables served with that human flesh!”

“Get that arm out of your mouth! You don’t know where that has been!”

“For a second I thought you were Gladio”

“Prompto would be fine here since he’s still a virgin.”

“Why would I walk through a dark corridor with no flashlight I’m not insane.”

“Yes, let’s split up good idea. We can cover more ground with our blood that way.”

(If you have any ideas post them!“

McCree has been cheating on the shimada bros again

That was quite the highlight of my game

Sigma: Nikolai, we are on the same team. Why are you sending bomb threats to the Casino!?

Nikolai: Because I miss you.