Latest Posts by ihavenofunnynameideas - Page 6

I kill you

"You didn't like the birthday present I gave you." Rimbaud smiled apologetically. "So I'm giving you this instead, as a replacement. Happy Birthday, Paul. I'm glad you were born— and I'm glad I got to meet you."

"I'm sorry Rimbaud," he said in almost a whisper as he clenched his jaw. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I couldn't treat you like the friend you were. I'm sorry I couldn't thank you for the present you gave me on my birthday. And now that you're no longer here... Now I'm just so terribly sad."

This is my formal apology to everyone out there who knows me, because I can not and will not be normal about the release of the bsd Stormbringer manga adaptation

😭💖😭💖😭💖Rimlaine💖😭💖😭💖😭

On the request of @macaronicoffee 🥰🥰🥰

quick thingyy so the colors arent too crazy in this one mb gang

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

"Behind every gay person there is an evil, gayer person" is literally

We're doing a White Elephant dice exchange in one of my d&d campaigns and I'm wrapping the tiniest dice for it

I need to know what Aha's thought process when blowing up the Astral Express was. They spent, what, a year on the train before it happened? That takes planning. That takes dedication. Did Akivili do something to anger them? Aha had to assume that would attract THEIR attention, right? Did they just think, as they often do, "Oh, this is gonna be so fucking funny," and then dedicate a year to this prank? I need to know what was going through their head.

Year of the snake character design 🐍✨

You. You get it.

I say I ship Ahavili, and I do, but when I say this I mean it specifically in the sense that I don't think their relationship was necessarily romantic nor was it platonic but rather a secret third thing entirely incomprehensible by human mind requiring the specific level of devotion to another being required to literally BREAK THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE in order to mourn them

But also in human terms they were married

Telepath reading my mind: Why's it so messy

Me, trying to turn off the radio playing Baby Shark for the 5th time today: idk I just live here

Me trying to hold myself back from putting the same two characters in every fandom universe I have ever encountered

I don’t need another AU I don’t need another AU I don’t need another AU I don’t need another AU I don’t need another AU I don’t need another AU I don’t need another AU-

AAAAAAA

how do you do, fellow Creatives™

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

he needs enrichment

Look, kid [takes a dramatic drag from a cigarette], you're either a bad motherfucker [puts sunglasses on] or a sad motherfucker.

[starts doing the worm]

Sunday in the pokemon au! A novice trainer who’s just started his journey. Just ignore the roided up togekiss he’s been raising since he was six

these are my mutuals. they know who they are

aeon brainworms got to me what can i say

*Hypnotizes you into being interested in ahavili*

*thinks up an idea for a silly quick piece* okay haha let's whip something up real quick

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

oh no

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel