I Was Talking To My Friends And One Of Them Said He Was Lazy Because He Couldn’t Get His Homework Done

mom let me sit on the roof hell yeahhh!!

Writing prompt

You have an incredible gut instinct, you’ve saved people more than once with it. You know when something is happening and in the end you are always right.

This morning, you woke up screaming. You go through your notifications, searching for an emergency message, any kind of call for help. You find nothing. You frantically check your closet and your cabinets, almost hoping to find an intruder so that this overwhelming feeling of dread would go away. Nothing.

You still haven’t checked outside, and you’re almost too scared to look out the window. Hands shaking, you pull the blinds up just an inch, lowering your eye to the gap.

Happy International Asexuality day! For the people out there who think asexuals are fakers or “just haven’t found the right one” I wish you a very fuck off. To my fellow aces I wish you a very lovely day ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

I don’t remember why I did this, but I don’t regret it.

U ever just be understimulated so u make urself *vibrate* a little

I compulsively tweeze my face hairs

I was procrastinating getting out of bed until I realized I needed to take a shit.

I wouldn’t get up to get dressed.

I wouldn’t get up to see people

i wouldn’t get up to eat

but I got up cause I needed to take a shit.

one of my teachers is the local “[city name] running man”

As a they/he/it pronouns user it would be a crime for me to not reblog this

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

Anyone who does not reblog this is an idiot.

I literally have those dreams where your naked in public all. the. time. It never bothers me, I just run around my dreamland butt-naked usually being chased by cops.