One Of My Teachers Is The Local “[city Name] Running Man”

I made this on a whim the other day

Inspiring

I literally have those dreams where your naked in public all. the. time. It never bothers me, I just run around my dreamland butt-naked usually being chased by cops.

Scrolled down and saw these two posts in perfect order

fate has smiled upon me today

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

I was procrastinating getting out of bed until I realized I needed to take a shit.

I wouldn’t get up to get dressed.

I wouldn’t get up to see people

i wouldn’t get up to eat

but I got up cause I needed to take a shit.

mom let me sit on the roof hell yeahhh!!

Reblog!

We need to keep speaking up!

We need to try and trend a hashtag on Tumblr and try to overcome the media censorship. Use #SaveSilwan in your posts. We need to speak up and help our brothers and sisters in Palestine.

Question for the internet

I don’t wanna vape drugs, can I just vape dry ice fumes?

like I know it’s carbon dioxide so I have to pause to breath oxygen, but are there any other dangers I should be aware of?

I hope the little friend tells us how Jeff Bezos tastes

Like can we summon this m

Writing prompt

You have an incredible gut instinct, you’ve saved people more than once with it. You know when something is happening and in the end you are always right.

This morning, you woke up screaming. You go through your notifications, searching for an emergency message, any kind of call for help. You find nothing. You frantically check your closet and your cabinets, almost hoping to find an intruder so that this overwhelming feeling of dread would go away. Nothing.

You still haven’t checked outside, and you’re almost too scared to look out the window. Hands shaking, you pull the blinds up just an inch, lowering your eye to the gap.