MCR Is A Boy Band (affectionate) And 1D Is A Boy Band (derogatory)

“A casino would be neato, something else o and the word beach”

- Gustavo Rocque

Clean sheets, amazing experience 10/10. Changing sheets, the worst 0/10. Why does something so good have to involve so much suffering

“I know how to have fun, I just choose not to have it.”

- Gustavo Rocque

i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

I should be able to both read for 8hrs a night and sleep for 8hrs a night. That I cannot is very rude and, frankly, poor design.

ellie and riley went to the mall and I was like, oh no this girlie has most definitely not come across a bullets cassette to play on her Walkman yet…

“He has a normal brain, and his friends have the brain of a cricket.”

- Gustavo Rocque

okay here’s a ted lasso opinion: i think there should be a running like, d plot in season 3 about moe bumbercatch, resident afc richmond knit wizard.

hear me out. anybody (myself included) who is a fibre crafter of any kind or knows a fibre crafter, especially one who obviously has done it long enough and often enough to be able to knit the welsh flag which is not exactly a simple design into a scarf, knows that one of the greatest challenges of fibre crafting is “who do i offload all of these finished projects on, because they cannot just sit around my house.” 

so i present to you the concept of season 3 d plot about everybody getting gifted bumbercatch-knitted items of various sorts. scarves. hats. a fucking sweater if you did something REALLY cool. there’s a whole Thing where whatever trent crimm ends up doing he sticks around the team for whatever reason and he gets like, a pen cozy knitted for him and everyone makes an enormous deal out of it because “ooooooooo you got bumbercatch knitting, you’re REALLY part of richmond now!!!” while he stands there like ??? WHAT is a pen cozy.

in the background of various shots, somebody’s just wearing a knitted piece and everyone knows where it came from. it’s very exciting when someone finds something in their locker. i just think it’d be fun.

April 25 2024

Is finally here.