April 25 2024

btw everything you watch HAS to have artistic value. which is why you should only ever watch riverdale

i think gerard way should kill harry styles

I laughed in your face and said “you’re not betty cooper, i’m not jughead jones this ain’t the five seasons hotel we’re modern idiots” and who’s gonna hold you like me?

you did jingle jangle then drank a chocolate milkshake we declared josie and the pussycats should be a bigger artist i scratch your crown you fall asleep like a tattooed golden retriever

hi my name is volcano shake em up dementia raven way and i have a long punk style breakdown (that’s when gerard sings “gonna blow gonna blow gonna blow) with danger days energy and homoerotic subtext that goes on for five minutes and a lot of people tell me i sound like zero percent (AN: if u don’t know that song get da hell out of here!) i am related to gerard way because he wrote me. i was supposed to be released on the mad gear ep but i was buried for the last twelve years after only being played once in the vault of a secret bank in western nevada in 2010.

your outie has the serial killer genes. your outie dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs to support their nanna. your outie fought a friggin bear. your outie is weird, they're a weirdo. please try to enjoy each fact equally. your outie always has a stupid hat on.

Clean sheets, amazing experience 10/10. Changing sheets, the worst 0/10. Why does something so good have to involve so much suffering

For riverdale's next homophobia arc they should cast jensen ackles and then put him in a situation

happy international women’s day to all girls with serial killer genes, black widows of wall street, serpent queens, living saints, girlbosses with cringefail boyfriends, milfs who poison people, real housewives, dead-beat moms, lesbian art dealers, and girls who would commit murder for a book contract 

“I ALWAYS deserve a snack.”

- Gustavo Rocque