okay here’s a ted lasso opinion: i think there should be a running like, d plot in season 3 about moe bumbercatch, resident afc richmond knit wizard.
hear me out. anybody (myself included) who is a fibre crafter of any kind or knows a fibre crafter, especially one who obviously has done it long enough and often enough to be able to knit the welsh flag which is not exactly a simple design into a scarf, knows that one of the greatest challenges of fibre crafting is “who do i offload all of these finished projects on, because they cannot just sit around my house.”
so i present to you the concept of season 3 d plot about everybody getting gifted bumbercatch-knitted items of various sorts. scarves. hats. a fucking sweater if you did something REALLY cool. there’s a whole Thing where whatever trent crimm ends up doing he sticks around the team for whatever reason and he gets like, a pen cozy knitted for him and everyone makes an enormous deal out of it because “ooooooooo you got bumbercatch knitting, you’re REALLY part of richmond now!!!” while he stands there like ??? WHAT is a pen cozy.
in the background of various shots, somebody’s just wearing a knitted piece and everyone knows where it came from. it’s very exciting when someone finds something in their locker. i just think it’d be fun.
What’s a fella gotta do around here to get some apple juice
i had the time of my life doing backflips with you
“Who the Hell is Knucky?
MCR is a boy band (affectionate) and 1D is a boy band (derogatory)
woah thats crazy. anyways guys check out this cool guitar solo
[VD: A clip of MCR performing a live acoustic set for 98.7 FM. Ray Toro plays an acoustic version of the "Summertime" guitar solo. End VD]
“Your mommy is not taking you anywhere, because I am the big daddy!”
- Gustavo Rocque
Pablo, Tyrone, Uniqua, Tasha, and Austin are teenagers, and their backyard adventures now consist of wild group hallucinations they have while smoking weed together.
Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately
Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately
“I am the big dog AND the king of the jungle, and I say no spaceship explosion video!”
- Gustavo Rocque
hi my name is volcano shake em up dementia raven way and i have a long punk style breakdown (that’s when gerard sings “gonna blow gonna blow gonna blow) with danger days energy and homoerotic subtext that goes on for five minutes and a lot of people tell me i sound like zero percent (AN: if u don’t know that song get da hell out of here!) i am related to gerard way because he wrote me. i was supposed to be released on the mad gear ep but i was buried for the last twelve years after only being played once in the vault of a secret bank in western nevada in 2010.
musicians from NJ, overly moral superheroes, brain-rotting tv shows, and everything in between
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