Peter: *trying To Act Nice When Fury Brings Him Onto An Avengers Mission*

next toothache character sheet complete: FINN!🦈

@kingcrow01 POOKIE IM BAAAAAACK

ahem ahem I come bearing gifts of more assorted toothache lore!

some Finn lore!🦈:

-plays keyboard in the band

-19 y/o

-Makki's boyfriend

-very obsessed with sharks

-people automatically assume he's nice because he's quiet and introverted when in reality he's just talking shit about everyone behind their backs

-has an anonymous social media account with photos of every single new job listing in their town. there's over 100 posts. he only made the account a month ago. (everyone who follows it thinks he's making these job listings up. he's not)

-brings his camera with him everywhere (if you do something dumb, trust he's recorded it, he can and will post it online)

-has been trying to convince the rest of toothache for the past year that they absolutely must film their own ghost hunting show, says it'll be good “marketing” for their band (he just wants to go ghost hunting)

toothache lore:

-the band all lives in the same apartment building

-they were the first 6 people who moved into the apartment before the landlord was forced to take all the listings down by the council because it did not pass ANY safety guidelines

just got back from seeing the movie "Look Back" in the cinema and um, can't say I expected that ending😅 thought it was just gonna be a wholesome movie about two artists and then,, welp😭

pov: you know you've officially become bros when you lie to a police officer together to cover up the fact you were celebrating Mardi Gras in the middle of August😔✊

King! such a momentous occassion! they're officially *wipes away a tear* bros.

Dude your writing is always such a treat to read everything you've written about these guys has been absolute gold

someone needs to give Finn a business deal asap cuz that's some genius thinking if I've ever seen it😂

lmao this Mardi Gras scenario made me think of them just celebrating holidays in the complete wrong time of the year, like it's the middle of summer and Mickey and Makki are dressed in a Onceler and Papa Smurf costume respectively, walking around town with a giant bucket of candy in their arms and periodically shouting "HAPPY HALLOWEEN" before throwing fistfuls of candy at people😭, the kids around town love it, their parents are trying to steer them away from the two while looking at them as if they're about to snatch their kids and shove them into a van💀

(yes they did paint Makki entirely blue, and yes he did drip blue paint all over the ground because apparently full body paint in the middle of summer wasn't the greatest idea. (the town cleaner had to spend several hours the next day scrubbing blue paint out of the footpath. Cory made Makki apologise. Mei was too busy shaking on the floor trying to hold in hysterical bursts of laughter while listening to Makki's story))

Mickey & Makki's grocery store adventures: the sequel!

Makki is on his soup bullshit again, Mickey is wondering what she did wrong in her life to happen to be at the supermarket during Makki's soup fixation yet again. She was only planning on buying some gum and skedaddling, they've been looking at soup for 15 minutes, someone help her. (I'm probably wildly mischaracterizing Mickey whoops)

@kingcrow01 another silly Mickey & Makki sketch since I remembered you said you were missing them a while ago lmao

disclaimer that yes I did use a photo I found on Pinterest and draw over it bc I am ✨lazy✨

Tim: realising he's been sent back in time *immediately goes to steal money from Lex Luthor*

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fic: Take It Back Now Y'all by TimTheToaster (tabletoptime)

fic link

Kuroo, driving a car: I'm close, where are you?

Kenma: Over here.

Kuroo:

Kuroo: Is that you lying down in the middle of the road?

Kenma: Yeah. Floor it.

me looking at my phone like 👁️👄👁️ whenever I see "har" used as a nickname for the name harry because how tf am I supposed to pronounce that

some of my toothache band oc's scenario's cuz I've kept them jailed in my google docs for far too long:

(DUG THESE OUTTA MY WAY TOO LONG TOOTHACHE GOOGLE DOC SHEET JUST FOR YOU MY DUDE🫶🫶 @kingcrow01 hopefully these can provide a smidgen of serotonin till I get my ass to actually draw something again👍 :DD)

(photoshoot wearing school uniforms)

Tsuki: ok why tf are we wearing school uniforms…none of us are even in high school anymore

Makki: its for the aestheticccc bro don't you know anything about marketing

Dawn: sure, if the aesthetic is getting arrested *starts sweating profusely*

(photoshoot where they all picked Halloween costumes for each other)

Dawn: (comes out wearing the male version of a playboy bunny outfit- fitted dress pants & shirt, black vest, gloves, ears)

Tsuki: okay wait wtf are you supposed to be

Makki (picked out Dawn's outfit): he's the guy version of a playboy bunny!

Cory: playboy bunny? why didn't you get him a leotard?? equality man!!

Mei: GET THOSE CHEEKS OUT I WANNA SEE SOME ASS

Makki: *leaves store with a massive grin on his face carrying a giant hangyodon plushie that took him 2 hours and way too much money to win from the arcade*

Cory: *looks at him in resignation* I'm gonna pretend I don't know you

*the rest of toothache nodding in agreement*

Tsuki: (under her breath) how do our fans think he's the cool one?

Makki: WHAT?! GUYS COME ON!

Dawn: …don't bands usually have like 4 members? why tf do we have 6?

Finn: what? you wanna kick someone out then? huh?

Dawn: what- no

Finn: yeah that's what I thought

…bitch

okay let me pitch you a BATSHIT AU idea that i cant stop thinking about

sometime in middle school, Hinata finds a genie lamp that contains a Daichi-genie. Unsure what else he could possibly want, Hinata wishes for "a real team to play with, good enough to go to nationals' or something to the effect. Anyway, rule number one about genie magic is that you cant change the hearts of people around you, cant make anyone fall in love, etc. So Daichi cant just make a team. But. he is bound by his lamp to Hinata's whims, so he has to make this "wish" come true in some kind of tricky genie way. so now Daichi's stuck as captain of this fucking volleyball team trying to whip it into shape to make this wish come true because if he cant his lamp is gonna eat him for not obeying and while thats going on he's also trying to sway hinata into using one of his two remaining wishes to grant him freedom but its also against the rules to outright ask for that, and Hinata is so oblivious to everything thats not volleyball and cant decide on how to use his last two wishes and the entire B storyline is Daichi just trying to pretend to be a normal human but due to the circumstances of the wish giving him unprecedented freedom of body also getting a taste for what being a normal human is like and totally not falling in love with the cute human boy he recruited to this volleyball team and tonally speaking it would be mostly about the relationship of an idiot boy and his very tired magical genie dad.

Everyone. Please. Write "fuck." "Damn." "Shit." "Motherfucker." Don't fucking censor. Don't write f*** when you mean fuck. Let's not encourage censorship. Let's recognize when we are participating in censorship and self-censorship. You don't have to censor your words on tumblr. You don't have to censor your stories on AO3. Please. Please. Write out the word "fuck."

If you personally don't like the word? Then there's no need to write it. If you are writing a story and you know the character curses and you don't feel comfortable writing it? Write "Character cursed." No reason to disrupt the writing, infantalize the writing, and create an ugly piece of work by writing "Character said, 'F***!'"

We can all handle the word "fuck." Please, please, just write out "fuck." I don't know what you're trying to get out of "f***" but I promise, it's not going to have the effect you want. If you really hate the word "fuck," feel free to be creative and insert another fun word. Anything but "f***."

fic recs of the week:

Boy Problems by AppleJuiz

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The Watch by Bergen

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The Parker's are struggling financially and Peter pawns a watch Tony gifted him to pay for groceries.

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Worldfall by mysterycyclone

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Continuation of Dark Matter! Wtf is Peter up to now and where are all the Avengers after being split up?

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Don't Call Me the 'H' Word by Lyricalvillain

Spiderman, Incomplete, 7 Chapters, 12,354 Words

The Avengers are a lil too invested in trying to get Spiderman to join the Avengers Initiative, of course this causes problems in the Peter Parker part of his life too.

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Knaves All Three by Ginevra_Benci

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Foggy finally convinces Matt to attend the gala they've been invited to only for Matt's 'normal person' act to fly out the window as soon as they walk in and he smells Batman in the building with them.