So So So So Excited To Go Back To Work Bc It Means That I Can Go Back To Writing Fanfiction On The Corporate

I want to send this to my mom because she would have no idea what any of these words mean

Writing another Drake and josh scream au with smth like gale/Dewey romance from the movies, it's subtle but it there's ykwim. (I say writing, I'm really just planning this in my head until I get my computer)

Being queer means that the only time I’ve ever felt good about myself in photos is when I dressed up as a clown for my sister’s photography assignment where my clownsona (Gigatron AKA Giggles AKA Trap K$ng G) climbs the clown corporate ladder to become clown of the month

I use this photo every time I have to use a photo of myself for something (including a name placard for a research conference) and I have no regrets

I’m trying to queer up my parents’ favorite shows so I can be annoying but here’s a few I’m having trouble with send help:

1) NCIS (all I can think of is Abby and Kate but I need more)

2) Bones (this show is painfully heterosexual and also one of my favorites pls enlighten me)

3) Madame Secretary (yes there is a bi character I think but I’m talking about making two prominent characters have homosexual horny fag sex)

4) Dexter (I want to piss off my dad)

5) Royal Pains (my mom has rewatched this show like 6 times and I still don’t know what is going on or who anyone is)

All I’m asking for is a ship name or some kind of pairing and I will do my own research thank you and goodnight

House MD fic where Wilson is taking care of house while’s he’s sick (awe) and then he randomly gives house a handjob (huh)

When you’re in the middle of a fic and realise you’ve missed a very critical tag

a wonderful ao3 author note

Sometimes in fanfic I find myself writing ships into the fic that I don’t agree with just bc it makes the plot juicier

Like I’ve never shipped Foreman and Chase but for my post series finale fic I’m working on where Foreman and Chase go find House and Wilson 5 years after the series finale— adding ForemanxChase to the plot to make them a foil to early Hilson (which House and Wilson recognize) makes the plot so much better

even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest

Sugar Pills by I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME is so Gregory House coded send post

Since pro ai people don’t listen to the whole “ai is ruining creativity and critical thinking” I have come up with something (as a creative writing student):

“While the use of AI has some theoretically promising applications, because of what I want to do with my education I find it important to learn how to work through problems/projects/whatever using a bare-bones, unaided approach before implementing technology that, in theory, could help me. If I don’t know how to do (the thing that applies to your situation) without ai then ai wouldn’t actually help me in the long run”

Plus from a harsher standpoint: “how tf am I supposed to get a job in my field and actually know what’s going on if I use ai instead of applying critical thinking skills…my ass is gonna get fired a year in because fundamental parts of my education have been replaced by using ai to find the answers for me”

Hope this helps (genuine)

im soon gonna start a new class with a professor ive already had whom i know is pro ai and actively uses it. when i tell her i don't want her to include ai in my education ik she's gonna ask why and i know why but i need some actual structured arguments that'll sound good to a university professor and not just me screaming in her face for ten minutes so please help a gal out. she would've told me to ask ai for this but i will never and instead venture to mankind's most reliable source: strangers on the internet