I’m Trying To Queer Up My Parents’ Favorite Shows So I Can Be Annoying But Here’s A Few I’m Having

I’m trying to queer up my parents’ favorite shows so I can be annoying but here’s a few I’m having trouble with send help:

1) NCIS (all I can think of is Abby and Kate but I need more)

2) Bones (this show is painfully heterosexual and also one of my favorites pls enlighten me)

3) Madame Secretary (yes there is a bi character I think but I’m talking about making two prominent characters have homosexual horny fag sex)

4) Dexter (I want to piss off my dad)

5) Royal Pains (my mom has rewatched this show like 6 times and I still don’t know what is going on or who anyone is)

All I’m asking for is a ship name or some kind of pairing and I will do my own research thank you and goodnight

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everytime I hear that song all I can think of is wilson

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The most intimate experience I’ve ever had with another person has got to be when my friend and I drove around for over an hour and she just patiently listened to my rant about House MD and Hilson even tho she had never watched it and it also wasn’t the type of media she engaged in. And half way through the drive she started constructing a playlist specifically of songs that were so Hilson coded “for inspiration” and once there were a few songs on the playlist we started taking turns explaining what exactly in the song FELT Hilson coded and it’s the closest I’ve felt to being understood


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11 months ago

FUCK YOU!!!!!!

Baby no. Don’t say this. Don’t do this to me. :(

1 month ago

I’m yearning. Someone sedate me pls

11 months ago

are you 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

Does this answer your question:

👁️🫦👁️

😩🫁😩🫄🏼

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Yeah. I think it does. 😼


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3 weeks ago

This test called me autistic (correct) and touch starved (also correct) and I DONT LIKE IT

where’s that personality test where you pick from different colors and then it reads your emotional state for complete filth


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1 week ago

Ayo House MD fans I need help w something

Lowkey thinking about writing a College AU where House and Wilson are professors and I cannot for the life of me figure out what I want them to be specialized in

I don’t wanna do any STEM majors cause I don’t know shit about that so I’m thinking somewhere in the humanities but I’m struggling to pick for them

Send help, ideas, and perchance a bullet to the head idk 🤷


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1 week ago

can u drop the link to the rsl pinterest board pls.....

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This isn’t like 100% RSL bc I wanted to just make a Pinterest board of sexy 90s men from the 90s but I think at least half of it is RSL so have fun :)

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