I Wasn't Born With My Head Cut Open

Here me out this dynamic

Femme fatale flirty villain X brooding stoic supervillain

Idk kinda Selina Kyle X Bruce Wayne vibes but anyway,

I would like it if you wrote something based on it.

Thank you, your local anon with daddy issues.

Ahhh! That's so interesting! Here we go

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Villain laughed, daintily throwing their head back to barr their throat. "And here I thought you had no sence of humour" they said.

A muscle clenched in supervillain's jaw. And villain smirked up at them when they noticed.

Smirking up wasn't quite the right word, with the added height from their shoes they were nearly the same height. But they were reclining lazily in their chair, while supervillain sat taut. And they had their head turned precisely so they'd look small.

Talking big talk the way did while looking small meant daring. That was good. Making their power clear would just look like arrogance, and that wouldn't work well with the supervillain, they supposed.

"I mean, even if you weren't interested in the diamonds themselves. They're the pride of most upper class families sitting together in one room. Wouldn't their humiliation itself be prize enough. Without the aggravating amount of money they'd be willing to waste to win them back." Villain grinned liked they thought they had already won. Resting their chin on their clasped fingers, they gestured for a waiter to top up their glass of red wine.

From the look on supervillain's face, it was clearly far from over. They kept their face oblivious.

The waiter was nearly trembling. They went farther. "And even your arrogant self has to know I'm the best person for this job, I can even do it myself. I just need your name to make it all the more grand."

That was not quite true. It wasn't just about a single crime. They needed to shift their image from a simple breaking and entering crook, they needed that fear attached to their name. You need that to make an impact.

They felt the need to hire a PR team.

People assumed herohood worked like fame, their adoring fans pushing for anything they advocated for. But villainhood worked quite similarly, it just cashes in fear in place of adoration, and it also appealed to the authorities quite more directly.

The Supervillain smiled at that, regaining their composure at that. They picked up their napkin from their lap to fold it on the table, "You may be now, but what makes you think that I can't find someone better by the exhibition. Someone less demanding maybe."

Vilain almost snorted. Of course you can't they were about to say before they realised how pathetic it sounded. They were losing supervillain's intrested.

"Maybe you can, but not possibly make them as experienced as me in two months." They shrugged airily.

The supervillain stood near their seat with their hand resting near villains glass. They raised their eyebrows, the picture of you need to impress me.

Don't fumble.

"And demanding is a strong word to use when I'm practically doing all the work, and I've even agreed to settle for less than half the profit. " They said, acting amused when they felt anything but.

They had agreed to half the last estimated price, excluding the bribes supervillain would get. The unfairness of it all bothered them more than the money itself.

They were pulling of the robbery practically all by themselves!!

"And in exchange you're asking me to give the public a very obvious link between us. Not just officers, or heroes or the other Villains. But the public."

Part 1

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okay, Greek mytho or mytho/fairy tale retellings but with versions other than than the most popular one,

like hades and presophone but with the older version, where shes called kore meaning little girl because she's someone so sinister people are afraid to say her name, posiedon is the god of the underworld and hades some random guy who may and maynot be her love intrest in her quest to overthrowing posidon

aphrodite where shes a war goddess as she was in sparta

older versions of Cinderella and co. than grimms

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The dark academia urge to attend a fancy ball where everyone has to dip there hands in gold dust that leaves prints behind on whatever they touch. Dancing with a stranger surrounded by people with gold dust in their hair and on their faces and lips and thighs while intoxicating ballads are played live. Being whisked away by your hot nemesis and them wiping gold from your cheeks and holding your eyes till only their prints are left on you, and then they lean close and whisper "that's better, you look beautiful."

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Do you think

The boy who eats nightmares,

Cries sometimes,

At the violence and sorrows

Hidden in the shameful crevices

Of our fragile minds

—That even his immortal self can't imagine.

God tier trope is when the villian is being all flirty with the Hero and they “oh sorry you're not my type,,

And the villian is all gruff like pfft not like I care!!! I totally don't care ha! But, ah just for reference why? For research purposes only.

And the hero's like, I don't like blondes/their hair colour/other feature.

And the villian laughs it off like ha! U think I give fuk I don't! Haha, I really don't

But the next day their minion walks in on them reading a newspaper with dyed hair sending them a ‘question it. I dare you, look over their coffee. Sensing danger minion slowly walks back out.

South Korea joining the Taiwan wave of gangsters? Gangster I Got a Boyfriend is currently filming and stars Kim DongBin (Produce 101) and Kim HanYoung, with a tentative release window of late 2024.

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The stage between enemies and lovers where they VEHEMENTLY deny their feelings is appreciated a lot, but it still deserves more appreciation like who thought like :/ so these two people okay? And get this they hate each other, kay? But, and here's where it gets crazy they start having FEELINGS for each other! And they do not want to!! Crazy! ;/ Like who thought a person just failing so badly at insulting thier crush will be the funniest shit ever?! AND THEY WERE RIGHT!!

The internal monologue is just like

"look at them humming to themselves! Aww—! Like an idiot! Foolish!! Disgusting shit!!!"

"I wanna do things to them... I mean Violence! Murder! That's what I wanna do, target practice, fish bait!... And now I'm talking to myself "

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Enemies to lovers combat things I will give up my mother's first born for— I'm an only child btw

Swordfight interactions when one of them is gaining and the swords are at the other's shoulder and their faces are too close

ESPECIALLY, if the other flirts or kisses the other to distract them

Any type of flirtation intended as a distraction for that matter

When one gets both swords and pins the other between a wall and them with a sword embedded on either side of them like giant thumb tacks

A Bending way too low to avoid an attack and being caught just as their balance fails them

B pulling A's hand hard after and A is flung at B's chest

Abruptly pushing them back after that cause why not (they were flustered and have no social skills)

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Are you a Enemies to lovers where they're like 'I find them very attractive and I'm gonna make sure to make that very clear in every sentence I say and dial the flirting up as much as possible'

or are you an enemies to lovers where 'they're like they're obviously very attractive but I'll rather cut off my tongue with my own teeth than admit that out loud'

or are you an Enemies to lovers where they're like 'attractive?! them! how even!!since when are perfectly chiseled cheekbones attractive?!! and that unbelievably clear skin attractive? pffft! as if' even in their internal monologue

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