In Celebration Of Eira's Debut On @joetastic2739 Video, I'm Obligated To Bring This Classic Vine Back

Okay but anyone considered....

Playing fallout rn is definitely something…

“Cis is a slur” “don’t call me straight” ok. Faggn’t

Sanji : We could form a beautiful relationship where we benefit fron each other!

Y/n : Not interested.

Sanji : If you do not want to be my master, you could be my wife instead!

I am so normal I am so normal I am so normal I am so-

Lilith: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Zer0: Y- Zer0: You were putting it in cold water? Lilith: Gaige: Lilith. Answer the question Lilith. Lilith: Yeah? I thought for like five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, I didn't realize there was an actual reason. Lilith: You think I have the patience to boil water? What the fuck? Gaige: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes? Salvador: Why are you... putting it in the microwave to boil it? Gaige: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Axton: It takes less than a minute! Gaige: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun? Axton: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Gaige: Like seven minutes. Salvador: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan. Gaige: You're putting the whole mug on the stove? On medium heat? Your stove is enchanted. Mordecai: Every single person at this table is a fucking lunatic. Maya: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?

Zoro: I am not out of control! I’m a law abiding citizen!

Law: Really? Name one law.

Zoro: You?

Law:

Deacon: Hancock's been acting really strange with Sole. He seems... kinda into them.

Curie: What do you mean, "into them?"

Deacon: I mean into them.

Curie: Your statement is confusing. Has Hancock entered Sole in some fashion?

Deacon: Not yet.

daisuke sounds like this when y’all are fucking btw