Okay But Anyone Considered....

HOLY FUCK EVERYONE SHUT UP.

LAW IN SHORTS.

You can have a fully gay threesome but you can’t have a fully straight one

Listen to Preston people

bang!

Going on your phone after sex is the Millennial version of smoking a cigarette

An Ode To People Trying To Romance Deacon, Part 2

Deacon: So like, what’s Sole’s type?

Codsworth: It’s hard to say. Recently I believe they’ve fallen for a particular person rather than a type.

Deacon: Like who?

Codsworth: Oh, you know. Someone who’s kind, charismatic, oblivious yet thoughtful. Can make them laugh and always has a quick comeback. Passionate about what they care about. And around your height.

Deacon: Damn, that sounds a lot like me.

Deacon: Too bad we’re such good friends, I don’t want to make things awkward :(

Codsworth: Did I mention oblivious?

Deacon: Yes, you did.

Codsworth: Alright, sir, just checking.

yeah it's called my mutuals circle on tumblr