I Am So Normal I Am So Normal I Am So Normal I Am So-

HOLY FUCK EVERYONE SHUT UP.

LAW IN SHORTS.

“Cis is a slur” “don’t call me straight” ok. Faggn’t

Curly has a huge breeding kink and I think we collectively agree as a fandom.

Toonjuice: babes, I'd still date you if were a worm♡

Y/n: I'm pretty sure you'd eat me-

Toonjuice: and? You love it when I eat your-

Y/n: that's enough

Funny things abt Arcade Gannon that I LOVE:

He gets angrier when activating Archimedes than when you literally sell him into slavery. The difference between his fake-nice "Hi! Did you always mean to sell me to Caesar or was that a spur-of-the-moment thing?" And him screaming "YOU ACTIVATED ARCHIMEDES!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?" is SO FUNNY.

ALSO WHY CAN YOU DO THAT?? WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT THE FACT YOU CAN SELL HIM TO CAESAR???

How nice he is to a low-int Courier. He feels responsible for you and tags along to make sure you don't die. There's a low-int dialog option when he remarks on ED-E also, where the player can say they don't know what an EMP grenade is and he responds: "It's... a thing. A science thing. It hurts robots. Don't worry about it. Silly Arcade's just telling magnetic field jokes for his own amusement" (the only time he's rude to the low-int Courier is when they turn on Archimedes, and even then, he just calls them a moron.)

You can make him a follower by (as prev mentioned) being stupid, charismatic, a good friend of his organization, or gay as a daisy. Male couriers flirt with him ONCE and he abandons everything. Idiot couriers stumble over their words and he feels a horrible amount of sympathy for them, to the point he simply cannot let them walk off and die bc of something stupid.

He is, to his core, an idealist. This does not work in his favor in most of his endings.

Some of his only friends are war criminals.

Me, helping the raiders out of Nuka World: Nobody's gonna know...

Meanwhile, in the Sanctuary:

“Actually the Institute intentionally slowed and sabotaged progress on the surface so that they could continue their research without a coordinated resistance” that’s cool man does this little factoid have any affect on the narrative or gameplay or is it just Todd covering his ass