Being The Eldest (and A Daughter No Less) Is Great And All, And I'm Pretty Good At It. But I'd Rate It

Found this template on Pinterest and ofc I had to draw my pookie (and I suck at expressions lmao but alas I embrace mediocrity)

Playing with his forehead kanji is so silly and fun bahahaha

Imagine an AU where everyone saw in black & white until they met their soulmate, then they saw colors for the first time.

Cue Dazai being kicked into a wall & upon opening his eyes the first colors he sees are within flaming red hair & piercing bright blue eyes. A green jacket hugging the kids figure as his foot remains planted on Dazai’s chest.

Chuuya sees stark white bandages across one eye and beneath an ill fitting white dress shirt. Dark chocolate colored locks. One honey brown iris with flecks of maroon shining in the sunlight. A black coat lying beneath him.

They both freeze for a moment, staring intently at each other, eyes blowing wide at colors they've never seen before.

Then they make eye contact, holding it for one beat, then two.

Then slowly it dawns on them what this means and, of course, their expressions move from awe to irritation. They bicker immediately, neither of them willing to give into fate.

Chuuya scoffs. "Oh fuck no, no way my *soulmate* is some shitty kid from the fucking mafia."

"How eloquent. As if such a tiny, brutish *slug* could ever be *my* soulmate." Dazai mocks in return.

Bonus points if the colors fade when they’re not together, until they accept they’re soulmates that is.

Sai: I’d like to announce that Ino is no longer my girlfriend.

Ino: That is the worst possible way to tell people that we are engaged.

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The Follow Up

Ino, drunk, pointing at Sai: That’s my boyfriend, bitches.

Sai: Your husband, Beautiful.

Ino: My Husband! Even better!

oh hey my community thing got approved

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Bungou Stray Dogs Creators

For any creatives or people who support them in the BSD fandom!

EDIT i guess if you wanna be invited you gotta tell me, i thought there was like. a member application but apparently Not lmao

— I wanna be with you, even if you're not Hikaru.

Me talking to myself about books: “Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster. Jeeves is a valet, not a butler. A league is a measurement of distance, not depth.”

Me talking to other people about books: “Frankenstein is the name of the butler, not the depth.”

most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

Me back in the day, reading Moby-Dick for the first time: Sh*t, another Ahab monologue incoming, better pause to go fetch a bunch of handkerchieves.

Me now a day, rereading Moby-Dick for the [redacted] time: That Ahab monologue incoming today, better load up with a bunch of handkerchieves.

So the swordsmith village....