Severus: In Light Of What You Did For Me, You Can Hug Me For Four To Five Seconds.

I sorta wish I knew this when I was a kid. Reblog to save a life.

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

Sirius with a wand to Severus's head: What happens if I Avada you? Heaven?

Severus: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

i’m concerned about boys with mental illnesses and eating disorders and abusive relationships and sexual assault survivor stories and self-harming tendencies who never get the attention or care or help they need because all of those things “don’t happen to men” or because “all men are horrible monsters” and i just wanna say if you’re a boy and you’re struggling with something hard, your gender doesn’t diminish or dismiss your struggles or make them any less significant or difficult and i love you and i’m here for you

Ok so I will absolutely be giving them more children! Thank you @shadowpup2205 and a special thanks to @repegminibbun !

I'm still wondering if I should have merula and/or Y/n as Sirius and sev's bio baby, to give a better idea of my thought process

Merula is a Slytherin all of black was Slytherin (ofc excluding Sirius) severus is a Slytherin, Sirius I imagine gave low blow insults (like merula) she's smart (like sev) has a dry sense of humor (like sev) she Outstanding at potions (again sev) she likes flying (like Sirius) merula has (well claims to have) gone to every quidditch world Cup since she was born, which obviously she loves quidditch (like Sirius and him taking her every year could be '1 on 1' time or 'daddy daughter' time) of course the way she was raised she has a "distaste" for muggle-borns and half-bloods but here she will most likely never say something like that or call anyone a mud-blood (for the obvious reason that her mother is a half-blood and her aunt is a muggle-born so she'll be taught to accept all witches and wizards) she will still be snooty (bc she 𝘪𝘴 Sirius Black's daughter (and probably bc her mother works at Hogwarts)) merula likes singing and wanted to be apart of the frog choir because her mom was in it and always sang to her (that is canon in case someone didn't know but it ties perfectly with sev) (that about as far as I got into Hogwarts mystery so I'm not gonna read anymore of her wiki so I don't spoil anything for me lol)

And y/n child it's more because when I'm reading a story about one of my favorite ships and they have an oc child I like pretending I'm that child because they're always such good parents and I have family issues, anyway that's why I was thinking of you the reader (aka you guys) as one of the children

I was thinking about making a side story where it's of them raising the children sorta full house style type of story. So who do you all think? Merula or you or maybe both?

Narcissa: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

Bellatrix: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Narcissa: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

Severus: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

Bellatrix: Hey Severus, Narcissa just broke my seashell lamp.

Severus: Neat. I’m gonna die alone.

Bellatrix: Okay, you win.

Thank you to everyone who has been giving me advice, I really appreciate it!!

!! ART NOT MINE!!

I am a baby witch I have been a witch for a while but I couldn't practice because I thought my mom would be mad or something but turns out she likes witchcraft too and wants to study as well. Also i love these pics so here! If you are a witch could you give me some advice?

I am a baby witch I have been a witch for a while but I couldn't practice because I thought my mom would be mad or something but turns out she likes witchcraft too and wants to study as well. Also i love these pics so here! If you are a witch could you give me some advice?

!! ART NOT MINE!!

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