did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays
but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.
so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun
hey guys have some happy soft Markimoo in these trying times
remember that one fucking brony song that pissed everyone off because it was really catchy but it was a brony song
Donate or @markiplier will cum come for you
sorry boys! the only “d” i crave is death
“the reason that’s really funny to me is because pretty much all you guys hear from me are really loud annoying yells.” (x)
Who does it better?!
Now I would’t be the memer I am if I didn’t make shitty ego valentines, would I?
Feel free to use
And then Tyler on how he fell asleep in the Louvre and got left behind by the rest of the team. You should be ashamed of you Mark. But at least he got to hang out with us and gave us all high fives. (He laughed and said ‘please don’t post that’ at the part where he says we’re cooler than Mark but let’s face it, we all already know we’re cooler than Mark. And he won’t fucking see this anyway)