The Cummy Man

generate a girlfriend here and tag this with what kind of girlfriend you got

my favorite haunted house experience was when a werewolf, after growling in our faces and effectively freaking out my siblings, stepped on my shoe and he said, in the softest voice imaginable, “oh sorry”

I can’t believe wilford warfstache is canonically hung like a horse

Chase: *smiles*

Bing: *puts on sunglasses*

Bing: oh, wow bro, I didn’t know the Earth had two suns.

This is a little blurb I wrote on @darkwarf nsfw Discord chat and I figured I’d be nice and share it with the rest of you

Dark sat at his desk, working on what felt like the hundredth paper for the day. He locked himself away in his office because he wanted to get ahead for once so he could, somewhat, relax over the next few days. One can only relax so much when you’re in a relationship with a madman and a literal virus. 

“Look at our handsome man, working so hard.” A voice whispered into Dark’s ear, making him immediately drop his pencil, all want of work leaving his mind.

“He’s always doing his best, isn’t he?” Another voice was in Dark’s other ear.

“And he always looks so beautiful when he blushes.” Wilford chuckled, placing a kiss on Dark’s jaw. 

“He’s always beautiful,” Anti added, running his tongue along the shell of Dark’s ear and grinning when he earned a little gasp. 

“Maybe he can show us just how beautiful he can be.” Wilford purred. 

“Legs spread wide open, face fully flushed and his memorizing voice begging and pleading for more.” Anti placed his hand on Dark’s thigh while Wilford did the same to the other.

“How does that sound, my little demon?” Wilford asked. “Do you want us?" 

"Do you want to show us your beauty?” Anti moved his hand up higher. 

“Y-Yes.” Dark whimpered. 

“Good boy,” Wilford smirked.

drawing

Wilford: You just want me for my body

Dark: No I want you for your inability to crack an egg you absolute dumbass

i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you

some good ol’ Danti for ya soul

And then Tyler on how he fell asleep in the Louvre and got left behind by the rest of the team.  You should be ashamed of you Mark. But at least he got to hang out with us and gave us all high fives. (He laughed and said ‘please don’t post that’ at the part where he says we’re cooler than Mark but let’s face it, we all already know we’re cooler than Mark. And he won’t fucking see this anyway)