Now I Would’t Be The Memer I Am If I Didn’t Make Shitty Ego Valentines, Would I?

I…..love being called angel like…if you’ve ever called me angel i swear my knees have gone weak and i’ve written about it in my diary

i’m always vaguely in an airport

this valentines day…

love yourself as much as markiplier loves markiplier

:y

Darkstache Head cannons

Wilford loves spending time with Dark, even if they’re not talking. Being in Darks office while he’s working is one of his favorites, simply because it’s just them there.

Dark sings in the shower. Wilford has proof. Video proof.

Wilford has a record player that he often leaves on at night, just some piano music . Dark is often up late and will turn and change the record to keep the music going as Wilford sleeps.

Wilford loves to kiss Dark on the cheek while he’s working.

Dark doesn’t understand “casual clothes”

Wilford is the god of baggy t shirts.

Dark loves to hold Wilford when there alone, he’s not sure of what the others will think.

Wilford is the big spoon, he tends to kiss Dark’s back a lot, pressing his face against it.

Dark helps Will find new clothes when their out shopping, tries to choose more colorful things but still loves him in black clothing.

Cats are way more stupid than people give them credit for

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

this video is actually my favorite thing in the entire world and nothing can ever top it.

i’ve never laughed so hard at an intro before in my entire fucking life