Past Pearl In A Single Pale Rose

Have A Nice Day!

2018: *sweeps drama into the trash*

2018:

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

When your friend spills the tea

I drew some Darkstache!!

below the cut is just some people I’m tagging because I figure they might like it!!

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MAX: maybe it's all just a dream (@dibphobic)

Teamiplier as shit my friends have said

Tyler: Whole food is a slutty Walmart??

Kathryn: FIFTY SHADES OF I STILL DON'T WANT AIDS

Amy: Touch my desk I scream

Mark: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me

Ethan: I was born 5"2 and fully erect

My sense of denial is stronger than my sense of reality.

Lord pls someone rp with me