Lord Pls Someone Rp With Me

big dumbass energy

@markiplier: *turns his bedroom lights off to go to sleep*

the fandom:

Marvin: i’m cold

Chase: here, take my jacket

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Dr. Iplier: I’m cold 

Shcneep: Well damn Edward I can’t control the weather 

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Anti: i’m cold

Dark: What? [taking off jacket] I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now [piling scarves on him] now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and [taking somebody else’s hat] how long have you been cold, you should’ve said something sooner.

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Bing: Are you cold?

Google: We are androids we don’t get cold 

Bing: Right 

hahahahah a h a

cause everybody needs these three singing i’ll make a man out of you on their dash (x)

Hey guys, remember this tweet?

WELL LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!

@markiplier, congrats on making it into a Kurzgesagt video!

steven using the razor garnet knew he would need :’))))))

Mark saying hewwo

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun