Everybody: *eats tide pods*
Mark, an intellectual:
dark when wilford does something fucking dumb:
also dark when someone threatens wilford in any way:
This popped up as an ad on my instagram feed, and I’m so glad it did
i’ve never laughed so hard at an intro before in my entire fucking life
great pretender is finally out on netflix and I'm still thinking about the sunset scene
A man, dying. Sweat on canvas, 2018
Normal singles: Ugh, look at all these couples, it’s making me sick. #SingleLife Only morning text I’m waking up to is from my parents telling me how much of a loser I am for not being in a relationship.
Single, excited, me: OMG YASS IT’S FUCKING VDAY, KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! FUCKING GAY SMUT/ONE SHOTS V-DAY AU UPDATES FROM MY FAV AUTHORS!!! *Throws rainbow confetti*
Mark: Posts a lot of ADWM and WKM stuff
Me: