Normal singles: Ugh, look at all these couples, it’s making me sick. #SingleLife Only morning text I’m waking up to is from my parents telling me how much of a loser I am for not being in a relationship.
Single, excited, me: OMG YASS IT’S FUCKING VDAY, KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! FUCKING GAY SMUT/ONE SHOTS V-DAY AU UPDATES FROM MY FAV AUTHORS!!! *Throws rainbow confetti*
that little head tilt ❤️ (x)
requested by: @angstphilosophy
is there a cure for sickness called cringefail
MAX: maybe it's all just a dream (@dibphobic)
favorite person: [gives me attention]
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that green gentleman (things have changed for me) // panic! at the disco
100 Thousand Reblogs and I will let Dark and Wilford live.
Anything less and they’re dead FOREVER.
Chase: *smiles*
Bing: *puts on sunglasses*
Bing: oh, wow bro, I didn’t know the Earth had two suns.
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* aesthetic markiplier quotes *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
♫ ♪ ♬ Carole & Tuesday