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This is a little blurb I wrote on @darkwarf nsfw Discord chat and I figured I’d be nice and share it with the rest of you

Dark sat at his desk, working on what felt like the hundredth paper for the day. He locked himself away in his office because he wanted to get ahead for once so he could, somewhat, relax over the next few days. One can only relax so much when you’re in a relationship with a madman and a literal virus. 

“Look at our handsome man, working so hard.” A voice whispered into Dark’s ear, making him immediately drop his pencil, all want of work leaving his mind.

“He’s always doing his best, isn’t he?” Another voice was in Dark’s other ear.

“And he always looks so beautiful when he blushes.” Wilford chuckled, placing a kiss on Dark’s jaw. 

“He’s always beautiful,” Anti added, running his tongue along the shell of Dark’s ear and grinning when he earned a little gasp. 

“Maybe he can show us just how beautiful he can be.” Wilford purred. 

“Legs spread wide open, face fully flushed and his memorizing voice begging and pleading for more.” Anti placed his hand on Dark’s thigh while Wilford did the same to the other.

“How does that sound, my little demon?” Wilford asked. “Do you want us?" 

"Do you want to show us your beauty?” Anti moved his hand up higher. 

“Y-Yes.” Dark whimpered. 

“Good boy,” Wilford smirked.

predictions for the next ego video

Anti: So then I said “Fuck me in the ass, Dark.” And he did. So that’s how I got this. [gestures to love bite]

Schneeplestein, at the dinner table: …all I asked was for you to pass the salt.

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

big mood, Jack….

From:  THE MEXICAN STAND-OFF | Hand Simulator w/ Wade & Jack

“She fell in love with you.”

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