Predictions For The Next Ego Video

Two types of singles on Valentine's day

Normal singles: Ugh, look at all these couples, it’s making me sick. #SingleLife Only morning text I’m waking up to is from my parents telling me how much of a loser I am for not being in a relationship.

Single, excited, me: OMG YASS IT’S FUCKING VDAY, KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! FUCKING GAY SMUT/ONE SHOTS V-DAY AU UPDATES FROM MY FAV AUTHORS!!! *Throws rainbow confetti*

I brought you my bullets lockscreens // requested by anon

Darkiplier: what are you smiling about? Wilford: nothing :D Wilford’s thoughts: tutant meenage neetle teetles

Bird watching 🐥

teenagers lyric lockscreens // requested by @emo-atl-ptv-sws—etc

“the reason that’s really funny to me is because pretty much all you guys hear from me are really loud annoying yells.” (x)

Wilford’s gloom

i feel like garbage here’s some darkstache based on shenanigans niko and i do

Rose/Pink Diamond: no more questions, don’t ever question this

Pearl: those two are acting very suspicious, should we ask them what’s going?

Garnet: I can’t

ME:

when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there