I Feel Like Garbage Here’s Some Darkstache based On Shenanigans Niko And I Do

Oh Eric.

Wilford: (glares down at Eric) No one can be THAT innocent!

Eric: (stares up, sweating out of nervousness, clutching his handkerchief).

Dark: (sips coffee, reading the news paper) leave him be, Wil.

Wilford: say fuck.

Eric: uh uh um… fffff…frick! (Covers mouth with handkerchief out of shock) I-I’m sorry I cursed!

Dark: (looks up from news paper).

All egos: (stare in awe).

Wilford:… your adorable.

“Imagine a place where people can see things they’ve never seen before.”

Introducing: My new favourite film.

A COMPROMISE

100 Thousand Reblogs and I will let Dark and Wilford live.

Anything less and they’re dead FOREVER.

truce by twenty øne piløts lyric lockscreens // requested by @that-spark

my favorite haunted house experience was when a werewolf, after growling in our faces and effectively freaking out my siblings, stepped on my shoe and he said, in the softest voice imaginable, “oh sorry”

Petition to replace Mark with Chica because she’s a good doggo and Mark is a sadistic biscuit!

Wilford: "Oh, we're going to paint something nice and happy here. Something really beautiful." *Paints a picture of Dark.* "Sometimes beautiful things aren't always bright and colorful, but they're exquisite all the same."

dont repost! reblogs are welcomed!

I had to draw this okay…

My Fbi agent watching me read another fanfiction at 3am

tiddies? Out

third eye? Open

they were? Roommates

hotel? Trivago

“the reason that’s really funny to me is because pretty much all you guys hear from me are really loud annoying yells.” (x)