2008 Was A Better Time…

Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

Meeting Rick the Door technician is a harrowing enough experience as it is but this really just elevated it to a whole other level

Soos: Are you okay...?!

Mabel, tearing up: Yeah, it's just the onions...

Soos: Ah, okay.

Soos, to the onions: What did you say to her?!?

Jajajajajaja

For some reason, I wonder what aliens think of sky diving, I like to think like this (H is human) (A is alien)

A: human... I did some research, and I have a question

H: Sure, ask away

A: What is "sky diving"

H: Oh, it's a sport where we get in a plane, fly very high... And jump

A:YOU WHAT!?!

H: We jump, but don't worry, we can land safely

A: oh thank god... So, you use some kind of gravitation device? Or use some technological device to land slowly?

H: Uhhh, not exactly....

A: .... Human... What exactly do you use....

H: ...

A: Human, what... Exactly... Do you use?

H: a backpack with a bunch of fabric... Sometimes silk....

A: ...

H: ...

A: YOU USE CLOTHING, TO STOP YOUR FALL, AFTER JUMPING OFF SEVERAL THOUSAND FEET UP!?

H: Yeah, but it's a different kind of fabric you know...

A: ... Okay, but what do you do if the fabric breaks, or if it gets tangled

H: ... Enjoy the view?

A: ... I still don't know why you aren't extinct

Two years?! I’m in!

Hey now, you’re an all star

listen to what I orchestrated

SoundCloud

WOW😳

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

the potential for the "i felt that from you" to be a "i felt that for you" was strong

but the writers are fucking cowards

Today’s Sunday.