Today’s Sunday.

Haha

“All you’ve ever wanted was to be feared and rule the world, but every villanous act you do backfires. Steal candy from baby? Poisonous candy, baby saved. Steal the baby? Abusive parents. Threw a woman off the building? Push she needed to unlock her powers of flight, she’s now your sidekick.”

the potential for the "i felt that from you" to be a "i felt that for you" was strong

but the writers are fucking cowards

please reblog or she may end up with no eyes due to a lack of voters

if chilchuck were a snake he'd be called checkleheck teefs

Elves have heighten senses right, so they probably never had a need for hunting dogs. So they probably never had dogs as pets. So...

Bard: These are my children!

Thranduil (points at dog): what is that

Bard: that’s my son!

Thranduil: Bard what the fuck?!?!?

Miles “Who’s Morales?” Morales

Your parents grounded you and took away your phone. The next day, several birds with messenger bags arrived. The birds chirped “Good morning sir, a message from your dear friend” and they read the message from your friends laughing at you being grounded.

So I had a funny dream the other night.

It involved a very gay witch.

YES YES YES YES

adult merula should have a flying motorcycle

WOW😳

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do