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For some reason, I wonder what aliens think of sky diving, I like to think like this (H is human) (A is alien)

A: human... I did some research, and I have a question

H: Sure, ask away

A: What is "sky diving"

H: Oh, it's a sport where we get in a plane, fly very high... And jump

A:YOU WHAT!?!

H: We jump, but don't worry, we can land safely

A: oh thank god... So, you use some kind of gravitation device? Or use some technological device to land slowly?

H: Uhhh, not exactly....

A: .... Human... What exactly do you use....

H: ...

A: Human, what... Exactly... Do you use?

H: a backpack with a bunch of fabric... Sometimes silk....

A: ...

H: ...

A: YOU USE CLOTHING, TO STOP YOUR FALL, AFTER JUMPING OFF SEVERAL THOUSAND FEET UP!?

H: Yeah, but it's a different kind of fabric you know...

A: ... Okay, but what do you do if the fabric breaks, or if it gets tangled

H: ... Enjoy the view?

A: ... I still don't know why you aren't extinct

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3 years ago

Yea it's like that alot like women pants are so specific beacus the take in matter the waist hip and other stuff but men pants only waist

i’m so angry because when i first bought women’s pants as a child i went through 10 stores trying different cuts and brands to find the right size that fit until i found out ONLY Old Navy fit me right, and then i go to fucking Khols for men’s jeans and grab whatever off the shelf and everything fits the same no matter what cut or brand. what the hell?

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3 years ago

The Venn diagram between people who do drugs and people I’m friends with is a circle

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3 years ago

Haha

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7 months ago

Two years?! I’m in!

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3 years ago

Its just so cute

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1 year ago

Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

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