THERE

Still genuinely don't get the joke help

Mammon, after zoning out: My eyes are cold. *The Lion King song plays from Lucifer's room*

hamilton does not appreciate what samuel seabury has to say

Barbatos watching Diavolo commit his 27th war crime this week pretending not to care

I'm a big fan of the Sol x Asmo x Barb trouple it just makes sense

If Solomon doesn't deserve Mc that's implying that he's the ideal male form and I don't know how to feel about that

Pick your favourite Solomon ship⇾ x Asmo x Barbatos x Lucifer x Mammon x whoever else expect MC

Personally I dont prefer any i think they’re all cool depending on the context and how well its written but if i were to put it on a SCALE it’d be like this:

1- solomon - asmodeus

2- solomon - barbatos

3- solomon - simeon

4 - lucifer, mammon

i dont think mc deserves solomon TBH

Obey me ship names suck ass actually. BARBSIM?? That's stupid as hell It's obviously Simatos. Hell I'd even take Barmeon. But barbsim? Repulsive.

Rant under the cut 😭

WHY DOES OBEY ME FANDOM NOT FOLLOW THE REGULAR FANDOM SHIP NAMING CONVENTION???

BARBEEL???

BAR

BEEL

?

ITS BARZLBUB OR BEELOTOS. LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THOSE AREN'T CUTER THAN BARBEEL.

((I actually really like barzlbub wait omg))

Like, Barbeel isn't even the worse case of this.. Dialuci is the og shit factory, why are we slapping the first few letters of their names together?

It's always been [start of first name] x [end of last name] ,, [top] x [bottom]. This is the way God intended why are we like this, am I old? Is this how ship names work now and I've lived too long and seen the world change for the worse? Are we cooked?

I know the fandom won't bend itself to meet my arbitrary want but ,, why is it like this? ... Diasim...😭

Only exception is Solodeus. Fucking perfection, no notes, live laugh love.

Why are there no Diavolo and Barbatos domestic fluff fics??? Why does every fanfic with them have to be either them doing the horizontal tango or being sadistic evil bastards??? GOD I just want caretaker Barb I just want them to talk to each other and do stupid cute shit I'm so tiered of porn I just want substance fuck- I'm gonna have to write it myself no plea

This cant be that rare of a pairing?? so many ppl agree that Barb raised Dia but no one does anything with it waahhh

davesport dump

“But to hear that little demon say something like that to me, while hoping to hold me captive… it was just so adorable, you see.”

Don't tell anyone I told you this but that candy has been there scince 1993

Does anyone even use the big store candy machines anymore?? I don't even see children getting candy from them at this point but they're still keeping them stocked for some reason

My favorite people in the community are the ones that just absolutely rip into all the boys like YESS GET HIS ASS FUCK HIM UP