I Feel Like Barbatos Is The Type To Lie Straight To Diavolo's Face While Knowing Full Well Diavolo Knows

when did we as a society decided that random signs with no legal weight behind them would be law? Why can't I loiter here? You aren't god.

Shh Lucifer, you asked for this... Just let it happen buddy

Ayo 😧

Do you guys remember that one scene between Diavolo and Barbatos?

The one where Dia, after cool epic fuckary, was like "be honest with me, what do you think of my behavior" and Barbatos, much like a robot gave the auto answer "I think your great" or like smth?

Idk where specifically it's from but it's one of my favorite moments between them because of all the relationship dynamic implications, like the way Diavolo looked after after the fact? The way Barbatos bairly hesitated to answer?

It makes me think about how many times they've had that exact exchange, how many times Diavolo could of came to Barbatos for some sort of reprimand or guidance for anything other than his public reputation and how many times he was probably shut down

Honestly, seeing things that way makes me understand more why Diavolo prefers Lucifer to Barbatos, like-

I feel like Barbatos is constantly lying to him? Like there's no way in hell Barbatos is always just.. on his side?

To date I think there's only been maybe 2 cases of Barbatos evenly slightly against Diavolo? And one of them doesn't even count cause he was just stonewalling him (the silent treatment but it's his job to respond)

So ya anyways, Barbatos is a bad mother sorry

(I'll make an actual headcannon post for my Diavolo Barbatos non-sexual/ parent-child relationship ideas uhh eventually if enough ppl care lol)

" Feed me, Barbatos 😈😈😈 "

Long ago I had the idea to do a Little Shop of Horrors x Obey me thing. Here's the thing!

Barbatos would die in any hill if it meant making Diavolos easier. It's just a fact.

Its kinda fucked up for all the characters to go off to the Castle for some sort of secret meeting and leave Mc and Luke at home

Like

It's putting Mc on the level of a literal child, just cause they're a human, we all know the only reason Solomon is invited is cause they don't see his ancient ass as a human

Anyways the micro aggressions go wild

(man and those fanfics where LUKE goes to the meeting aswell holy shit that has me fucked up)

Version one <3

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Version two <3

So...Mammon plushy is here...but gotta contact makeship because he has so many defects, its not even funny.

Me listening to Bruno Mars at 4am

Bonnie Autism Horse

Can someone explain to me what happened on obey me twitter? I was asleep :(