When Did We As A Society Decided That Random Signs With No Legal Weight Behind Them Would Be Law? Why

I'm a big fan of the Sol x Asmo x Barb trouple it just makes sense

If Solomon doesn't deserve Mc that's implying that he's the ideal male form and I don't know how to feel about that

Pick your favourite Solomon ship⇾ x Asmo x Barbatos x Lucifer x Mammon x whoever else expect MC

Personally I dont prefer any i think they’re all cool depending on the context and how well its written but if i were to put it on a SCALE it’d be like this:

1- solomon - asmodeus

2- solomon - barbatos

3- solomon - simeon

4 - lucifer, mammon

i dont think mc deserves solomon TBH

I fell sick and I wanna die

I've seen loads of people theorise that Sun and Moon essentially have a panic attack continually switching between each other if they are in dim light, and ya thats a really funny to me too, but I have a maybe more realistic(?) idea on it~!

Headcanon: in dim lighting Sun and Moon have free choice over who gets to be activated at any given moment, but their AI inspects there situation and automatically decides who should be active~ 

(like if there's a kid full on sobbing Sun would most likely activate, but if that same child is known to prefer Moon then it would activate)

~but they more or less are able to switch at will, and can probably suppress each other, 

Imagine: its naptime at the daycare but instead of the full naptime process going through the lights just dim while the daycare theme goes off, Sun, instead of reporting this or letting Moon do his job, instead chooses to keep playing and entertaining the kids, while Moon is like yelling at him in the background of his mind,,, And because all the kids in the daycare are so young a lot of them end up later falling asleep anyways, and then after naptime ends all of the kids are tired and/or sleeping so Sun ends up just 🧍 and doesn't know what to do

This post is about kingdom hearts how tf did I tag persoa 5

Pride is nothing compared to the ernest desire to be a cop

No one can tell my boyfriend is a robot

Why isn't "garfield's problematic hot takes" not the most used tag? Wtf

Barbatos is definitely one of the father figures to ever exist

Me: [poking you in bed] you awake?

You: how thE HELL DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?

Me: well are you?

You: [punches me]

Saying someone "decided to invade my mind" when you randomly start thinking of them is my love language

ok so.

I Ordered the Diavolo plush day of release... It would be more in character for me to get Barbatos considering how much Dia slander I spread, but... I think something possessed me ... He... He's so cute...