Watching Your Best Friend Interact With Their Crush Who Definitely Likes Them Back Is Sometimes Torturous-

Watching your best friend interact with their crush who definitely likes them back is sometimes torturous-

I SWEAR I'M GONNA STAB MYSELF IN THE BALLS IF ONE OF Y'ALL DOESN'T MAKE A MOVE

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