History Shows Us That In Order To Have A Lasting Legacy, You Need To Keep A Favorite Little Twink Around

idk if anyone else has seen the surge of memes making fun of cave divers recently. there was a comment on one that was like "cave divers with 4 kids, 2 degrees, a loving wife and a huge house when they learn that Satan's Sphincter has a 0% survival rate" it had me crying laughing

Oh my god the original post-

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Look, certain things were not meant to be eaten, I understand that, okay? But, really, surely, just one bite wouldn't hurt....

He has a side quest for you

Walked into a bar and saw this

Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

Happy BOTW Day!

forgot botw re;ased today i kinda forget what day im living sometimes so uhuhu here extra post

I feel like a sleeper agent. Sleeper for what? WHO KNOWS! Someone's gonna say the word 'mango' or something and I'm either going to blow up a building or make the fastest white boy chicken quesadilla ever seen

Apparently I won a poetry contest with something I wrote just to check all the boxes of an assignment?

Poetry isn't my usual medium, so I dunno what that's all about, but my English teacher gave me a writer's notebook with an astronaut on the cover and some fancy pens as a congratulations, so I'm happy-

Root beer is awesome-

Here's me! My little flowers are marigolds (my favorites), and I desperately need a haircut or dysphoria might eat me alive, but yeah!

@gigglesum @ketchup-will-live-through-this @fall1ngawayfromm3

Tag game: make yourself as a little guy

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Tagging: @thiamsxbitch @rhyslahey @myinnerguineapig and whoever else is up for doing it 💙