.....this Is About Despicable Me, Right?

I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

I'm bored, so y'all can send me asks (anonymous or not) and I will answer them honestly

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

Making friends on this site scares me. I want little Tumblr friends to shove into microwaves but I am frightened. That's it, that's the brain noises for today

PLEASE

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

I think it was a terrible idea for an English teacher to give a class of high school students a blank sheet of paper and then tell them that each person has to come up with one line of a poem that will end with "We're brave and strong. This is where we belong!"

Anyways, here's the results:

Six-Seven

The woods are off limits to a curious child

The stories tell of a violent presence

A story of a man most wild

A man named Steve

Steve lives in the woods with wild dogs

Dogs with a harrowing presence about them

Dogs with a hungry appetite

Dogs that feast on curious children

Dogs that are always watching from the shadows

Steve went into a cave at night

Don't mine at night

Cause if you do

The ones who watch will be watching you

The one thats watching you goes by the name Herobrine

The cave is his home

His hiding place where no one dares to go

Known for kids sudden disappearance In the dark, deep below

Parents go down there to try to get clearance

A sight to see

Its dark like the park

Hit the arc in the dark

Quick to embark on the arc

Dropping the teachers lounge

Chilling on the couch

Making parents proud

Writing a useless poem

Making everyone frown

Big stinky fart

On the fortnite battle bus

We're brave and strong. This is where we belong!

I am not surprised by any of this-

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starting a tag game cause, why not? 🤍

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flower, pantone, actor, singer and couple!

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BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK-

The biggest crime in botw/totk is that you couldn't pet the dogs.