Making Friends On This Site Scares Me. I Want Little Tumblr Friends To Shove Into Microwaves But I Am
Making friends on this site scares me. I want little Tumblr friends to shove into microwaves but I am frightened. That's it, that's the brain noises for today
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God I hope my best friend never gets mono because I steal that bastard's food so much that I'd get it too.
The science behind why Dr. Pepper is the best
Pepsi distributed Dr Pepper (on the left) And Coca-Cola distributed Dr Pepper (on the right). Dr. Pepper isn’t owned by either company, it is it’s own company Keurig Doctor Pepper, BUT they don’t have a bottling facility. In an area, they use whichever bottling facility gives them the best deal. That’s why sometimes it’s Pepsi shaped and sometimes it’s Coke shaped.
You gotta make up some crazy lore to tell little kids about that scar, like say you fought a tiger or something-
Random lore: I wear the exact same sequined pink turtleneck every year on Valentine's Day. It is not comfortable in the slightest, but if I'm gonna be single, might as well get everyone's attention-
@gigglesum @ketchup-will-live-through-this @fall1ngawayfromm3
it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore
Thank youuu
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Bit ironic what came underneath this post
suspicious of any religion claiming humans should deny themselves enjoyment and earthly pleasures. like no every person I have ever met needs more of those actually
I love this goofy piece of broccoli, he's perfect
BONK *fanfare*
Cats are already the perfect creatures, simple as can be
had a dream that someone was showing me this camera that could render anything it photographed "flawless." So like it could remove blemishes from people's faces, but also if you took a picture of a cracked glass there would be no crack in the resulting image.
Obviously this is kind of existentially horrifying but that's not the point of this post.
The point is that when dream me got the camera I immediately turned the lens onto my cat to see what she would look like "perfect." And she looked exactly the same.
....that might actually be the worst insult I ever received. You've earned my respect.
Still murdering the chill guy though-
Words cannot express how much I despise the chill guy meme. I have no reasoning for it, it has done me no wrong, but every bone in my body wishes to pluck out that little gopher-thing's teeth and stab his eyeballs with them. I want him dead. I am not a chill guy.
