I Love Being 5'2 And Also Owning A Fully Sized Horse. He Could Fully Stomp Me Into The Ground If He Wanted

I feel like a sleeper agent. Sleeper for what? WHO KNOWS! Someone's gonna say the word 'mango' or something and I'm either going to blow up a building or make the fastest white boy chicken quesadilla ever seen

God I hope my best friend never gets mono because I steal that bastard's food so much that I'd get it too.

Some people say “Not everything is about Wolfstar.” They’re wrong. Everything is about Wolfstar. Even things that aren’t. Especially things that aren’t.

You know your friend group is elite when y'all have a years-long quote book of stupid things you've said

Sad day for chocolate lovers everywhere

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

Sometimes, it's just you, your cat Faggot, and your horse My Shayla

Making friends on this site scares me. I want little Tumblr friends to shove into microwaves but I am frightened. That's it, that's the brain noises for today

I GOT SO SCARED THIS WAS REAL FOR A MOMENT BEFORE READING THE USER

Weird Al died.

Reblog if you want anon messages of what you would be the patron saint of

For a single man who is definitely NOT old enough to marry, I think about proposals far too much-

Like, I have a vast multitude of proposal ideas depending on how much money I might have at the time, if my partner would be more of the type to prefer a private or public proposal, if my partner would want to know beforehand or be surprised, what they might like/dislike, etc.

I've also got the ideas of what I'd want if I were the one proposed to lined up in my head as well: I'd want a total surprise, and I'd probably want a public one (Firstly, I have 0 social fear, secondly, I love grand, shout-it-to-the-world type gestures, and thirdly, I date with intention to marry so there wouldn't be any public pressure to say yes, and even if I did want to say no, a crowd would not stop me). I'd at least want my closest people to be there- (If my partner were not comfortable with a public proposal, that'd be completely okay too)

I've even thought about other people's proposals and how I'd be more than willing to help if needed. I don't talk about it much here, but I do photography, so it'll probably become a pretty common sight for me to have a high-dollar really good camera with me when I'm with friends/in a pretty place. Meaning it will arouse 0 suspicion if I have one if someone is planning a secret proposal.

Idk, I just like love, even if it's not my own