One Of My Favourite Post Formats Is When Someone With A Similar URL To Op Torments Them Like They Are

reblog to remove 1 hair from joe bidens body

Yeah so I was just sorting through my family’s bookshelves and found this book on tying ties and Jesus these guys have some strong feelings on tie tying

“Aggravated to malice”, like what you just gonna fuckin murder someone cause they tightened their tie wrong??

double trouble!

+ individuals

[picking at my scabs] heehee hoohoo texture be gone. surely there will be no repercussions

how come people only like ur things instead of reblogging

theyre sick fucks. we should kill them

Play the Shitty Games that Suck Ass.

i find it funny how i’ll just be like, nah i’m not actually trans i’m just faking it. like bitch you almost cried last time you took your shirt off

all these posts that are like *flips hair* hi newbiesss tehee welcome to Tumblr..... we're not like the Other Social Media Sites 😝😘 and then proceed to unironically describe tumblr like the shangri la of social media where we all live laugh reblog and have long ebony black hair and flip off preps as if every fucking day on here for the last ten years hasn't been a bloody trial with innumerable casualties like we don't weekly see the most hilarious drama and indescribable dysfunctionality. you're all like acclimated deep sea organisms enticing soft photic zone invertebrates to come down. they're going to fucking die.

​a real ‘post’ morten if you will