Double Trouble!

when are they gonna make meowing for women

cutlery is a dangerous word one slip up and larry fucking gets it

FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH LETS GOOOOO

i love obscure animal species with super specific names. found out about a new species of snake called the black headed cat eyed snake and im like damn i already know two things about this animal

Will, walking into Gilan’s office: Alright, what’s this about—

Gilan: *slams door shut from behind*

Will, spinning around, saxe in hand: Gilan!?

Gilan: It’s time, Will

Will: Time for what? What’s going on?

*Gilan, appearing from the shadows, rope in one hand and scissors in the other*

Will: gILAN—

Gilan: It’ll be over soon

Will: Gilan nO—

*everything goes dark*

10 year old me was like when wings sprout from my spine then you’ll see.. you’ll all see…

"Cartoons are for little kids, adults shouldn't--"

BITCH WHO DO YOU THINK MADE THE GODDAMN CARTOON

The amount of people who says "I'm not gay, but..." or "No homo" is proof enough that society needs to know the difference between sexual attraction, romantic attraction, aesthetic attraction and a simple compliment.

Send me a tip

all these posts that are like *flips hair* hi newbiesss tehee welcome to Tumblr..... we're not like the Other Social Media Sites 😝😘 and then proceed to unironically describe tumblr like the shangri la of social media where we all live laugh reblog and have long ebony black hair and flip off preps as if every fucking day on here for the last ten years hasn't been a bloody trial with innumerable casualties like we don't weekly see the most hilarious drama and indescribable dysfunctionality. you're all like acclimated deep sea organisms enticing soft photic zone invertebrates to come down. they're going to fucking die.