An Evil Aromantic In Their Fucked Up Evil Lair Casting Spells Like "end Romance" And "murder"

It’s insane how many organs will just Make Rocks if left up to their own devices. Kidneys. Gall bladder. Pancreas. Tonsils, what’s that about???

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

Chapter 4: TYSON PLAYS WITH FIRE

“Yeah but, he’s already done that once in this book and seemed no worse for wear,” Will reminded Percy before he could get too worked up with worry again, not that he really had back in his school. Percy definitely seemed to have some instinct about Tyson.

“Kind of catchy though, Tyson the guy on fire,” Alex said in a flashy tone of voice.

“You and my mom can start a book club,” Percy snorted.

“Percy, a book club isn’t-” but Magnus stopped himself and shook his head as Alex looked way to excited about the prospect.

Mythologically speaking, if there’s anything I hate worse than trios of old ladies, it’s bulls.

“Ironic since your dad loves them,” Will pointed out.

“He can deal with all of them from now on then,” Percy huffed.

Last summer, I fought the Minotaur on top of Half-Blood Hill. This time what I saw up there was even worse: two bulls.

“Be grateful it wasn’t three?” Jason offered.

“Thanks,” Percy snorted.

And not just regular bulls—bronze ones the size of elephants. And even that wasn’t bad enough. Naturally they had to breathe fire, too.

“There is way to much fire going on in this book,” Magnus frowned.

“I’m sure the monsters will tone it down and switch to cotton balls if we ask nicely,” Percy sighed.

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The early years for me but I think that might just be because I’ve read it more recently. I think it’s shorter so it’s just more consistently good and also most of my favourite characters are in there but I love the depth that Rangers Apprentice goes into about things it’s just so nice :). And I haven’t really started reading much of RR so can’t really give thoughts on it yet

I have a question for the RA fandom:

What is your favourite series?

The early years

Rangers apprentice

The royal ranger

I'm very curious :)

I love seeing like proper educational YouTube channels read out like patrons because most of them are actual names cause it’s an educational channel but then you just get like fucken AppleSnappz432 in there just sandwiched between two actual people and it’s like the internet just reminding me that it has no sane corner for which to take refuge

JUST REALIZED WE’RE ACTUALLY GONNA HAVE A BOOK COVER WITH NICO ON IT WHEN SOLANGELO BOOK COMES OUT. FINALLY MY BOY’S DESERVED ONE FOR SO LONG

COMPUTER HUNGRY FEED IT DUST AND HAIR

double trouble!

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