“Larry Is Bad At Catching Mice So He’s Bad At His Job”

ahhh !! im too sleepy. hit "LIKE" to tuck me in. hit "REBLOG" to unleash night terrors upon me !

for the new twitter users interacting with content:

- LIKES DO NOTHING BUT BOOKMARK.

- REBLOGS ARE THE WAY TO GO.

- TAGS AND COMMENTS ADD 100HP TO A CREATOR’S HEALTH BAR.

- AN EMPTY BLOG (DEFAULT PFP, NOTHING REBLOGGED/POSTED) IS MORE LIKELY TO BE BLOCKED BY ANOTHER USER

- INTERNET DISCOURSE IS DISCOURAGED. PLEASE JUST BLOCK AND GO.

remember, you're on tumblr. do as the tumblrians do

Winston’s not a gorrilla tho hes like an ape or something

you cant drink a water pokemons water thats just not righr

just another reminder for those who were still wondering - the part where the horse and human bodies meet is called the epicentaur

every show about teenagers should have an on site consultant aged 14-18 who looks over the script and says we would not fucking say that

toxic spotify generated playlists like "most skipped" "least favourite of your followed artists" "songs the furthest away from your preferred genre"

“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year