You Can Tell How Miserable I Was When Doodling This In My Sketchbook Because Of How Bad The Hand Is.

people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17

this is the man they stopped from saying that house and wilson were lovers in an interview, well guess what you cant stop lmm on twitter [insert demonic laughter]

obsessed with the idea of Wilson accidentally flagging himself as gay through his outfit choices

because he's always in his Work Uniform, which he likes because he doesn't have to think about what he's wearing since it's all flavours of the same thing, but when it comes to his casual clothes? I like to imagine he's making Oblivious Gay Choices

he buys a hoodie bc it's soft (it has Keith Haring artwork on it), he has a cold so buys a handkerchief and needs it often enough that it ends up half-hanging out of his back pocket, other kinds of examples

House is very aware of what messages Wilson is accidentally broadcasting and he finds it incredibly entertaining and funny (until a guy actually hits on Wilson, at which point House gets so jealous and possessive he explodes and then they fuck about it)

NEW LITWTC EPISODE COMING SOON, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Something I just need to get off my chest:

My boobs

BREAKING— Donald Trump has caved on a chunk of his tariff proposals, setting a baseline tariff rate of 10% across the board for a 90 day pause except China. The tariff rate for China has now been raised to 125% effective immediately.

Donald Trump caved and paused his retaliatory global tariffs. However supply chains are still heavily reliant on China and a 125% tariff rate will wipe out a lot of small businesses.

It's such a good thing that Google podcasts didn't have first like four episodes, because I can listen to them now. They're so good though!!! Can you believe the sun has acquired a gun(and sentience) only in second episode??

Also it's based on this meme. I changed it a bit because I think the composition is better that way also Chris deserves a cool ass red orb

bread tastes better than key 🤷‍♀️

They/them pussy

I love how House MD episodes have these side plots where House is examining these random patients and every time it's some stupid shit, like yeah there's a patient with this extremely complicated case and we need to figure out a diagnosis but we can't ignore the guy with AN MP3 PLAYER UP HIS ASS in Exam Room One